Koffeeyap
Founding members only

You're in the
first group.

Before the app launches, I'm personally matching our earliest members for Koffeeyap's first coffees. Fill this out, it takes two minutes, and I'll find your match.

Dev, founder

We pick café & time The Zero Chat Protocol A real human matches you
Question 1 of 16

First, your email

so I can send you your match.

What should your match call you?

first name is perfect.

How old are you?

Koffeeyap is for adults, 18 and up.

What part of Calgary are you in?

so your coffee is close to home.

Think about the last month.

When did you actually socialize or grab a coffee, not when you wish you had?

How far did you actually go?

For a nonessential outing last week, furthest you drove or took transit.

How do you identify?

helps me make matches everyone's comfortable with.

I'm comfortable being matched with:

totally your call. Matches are always platonic.

In a group setting, what's your usual role?

No wrong answers. This helps me match pacing, not personality labels.

Last time you lost track of time talking…

What was the conversation actually about?

After a long week, how did you recharge last Friday?

Helps me pick a café vibe that won't drain you.

Your algorithm right now

If I looked at your YouTube or TikTok feed, what rabbit hole are you in? Pick up to two.

0 of 2 picked

Blank Saturday, zero obligations.

What did you actually do last weekend?

Why do you want to join Koffeeyap?

one or two honest sentences. I read every single one.

at least 20 characters

Your socials

Optional. Helps me get your vibe for matching. Never shared with your match.

One last thing

the boring but important bit.

Your match status

You're in.

Here's exactly where your match is at. Check back any time.

Profile received
You're officially in the founding group. Your answers are safe with me.
FriendGuru reading your profile
No algorithm. FriendGuru is a real person reading every profile, coffee in hand.
Finding your match
Cross referencing vibes, interests, neighbourhoods, and free time.
Match found
We pick your café, time, and corner table. No back and forth scheduling.
The Zero Chat Protocol
One optional Vibe Check or icebreaker. Then show up and talk in person.

First coffees are happening in the next couple of weeks.

Up next

Your first match is brewing.

We'll email you once we find someone worth meeting. No spam, no nudges.

The Zero Chat Protocol

No open chat. One optional Vibe Check or icebreaker, then you're done until you're face to face. Meetups happen only at partner café Drop Zones. Need out? The Bailout Button has you covered.

Your match
We picked this for you

Official Drop Zone · corner table held for 30 minutes. Just show up.

Your one signal before you meet

Pick one. No texting after this. Save the conversation for the café.

Signal sent

Chat locked until you're at the table.
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